Thorsten J. Pattberg, PhD
Writer and Cultural Critic
NEW (06/2023)
CHINA HANDS HANDBOOK
Global Civilization Initiative
Introduction:
The global media won’t report Asian names correctly, our NATO socialists are declaring war on Russian and China, Woke Germany commits genocide on its own people for the Blood Good of the Iews, Japan officials implement the retard badges for plague deniers, and China’s Xi Jinping calls out the Global Civilization Initiative, but not on Taiwan’s terms. These and more hot mantou buns are served with excruciating honesty. A MUST READ for all China hands [who are soon to be declared terrorists].
Random Praises:
“Fearless, no-bullshitting truth-telling.” --Ai Bei Baby
“The master polemicist from Peking U. Arrest his keyboard!” --Psychopomp
“Thank you for NOT telling what is NOT happening with China and around the world.” --Trucker Carlson
“I guess you don’t plan on ever going back to Germany Dr. Thorsten.” --Jack Heart
“We’re not looking to decouple from China.” --Joe Biden, actual quote
Contents:
Moctezuma Merkel
Taiwan‘s Terms
Chings And Iews
Asians, Your Names!
Masters And Emissaries
NATO-Socialists & US Empire
Global Civilization Initiative
War Is Coming
Upstreamer
Introduction:
The global media won’t report Asian names correctly, our NATO socialists are declaring war on Russian and China, Woke Germany commits genocide on its own people for the Blood Good of the Iews, Japan officials implement the retard badges for plague deniers, and China’s Xi Jinping calls out the Global Civilization Initiative, but not on Taiwan’s terms. These and more hot mantou buns are served with excruciating honesty. A MUST READ for all China hands [who are soon to be declared terrorists].
Random Praises:
“Fearless, no-bullshitting truth-telling.” --Ai Bei Baby
“The master polemicist from Peking U. Arrest his keyboard!” --Psychopomp
“Thank you for NOT telling what is NOT happening with China and around the world.” --Trucker Carlson
“I guess you don’t plan on ever going back to Germany Dr. Thorsten.” --Jack Heart
“We’re not looking to decouple from China.” --Joe Biden, actual quote
Contents:
Moctezuma Merkel
Taiwan‘s Terms
Chings And Iews
Asians, Your Names!
Masters And Emissaries
NATO-Socialists & US Empire
Global Civilization Initiative
War Is Coming
Upstreamer
The Menticide Manual
How To Destroy The Mind
The Menticide Manual is a horror series on the Internet that “will introduce to our distinguished readers the most deadly ways to subvert, to demoralize, to lobotomize and finally to liquidize someone‘s brains… until they are reduced to nothing more than another helpless Schizo Fran or Mona Loser ready for suicide or the local madhouse.”
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“Dear random person, you have a great taste in literature.“ –Giovanni Poggo
“One of the Internet‘s most depressing anthologies of horror and despair, and the ultimate guide to mental suicide.“ –Tim the Ghost
“Beyond belief, I have never read anything like it. Our world is going to pot!“ –IceMan
“The writing style is so realistic and fake at the same time it‘s mind blowing but my grandpa died.” –Grimmer
“Smurfette was the only female in The Smurfs, and the Smurfs on average had 4 times the number of sex partners than… never mind.“ –Kumbaya
“The Menticide Manual is one of the best series on the Internet ever written. And anyone who says otherwise is WRONG.“ –hwarang
“Dude had more passion in one friggin tune than 1000 pop stars now.“ –Rich Gouette
“A moment of silence for those who have not found the Menticide Manual.“ –Just a Normal guy
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Contents (“Techniques”):
The Menticide Manual - Foreword + Start Early
The Menticide Manual - Quibbling
The Menticide Manual - Gaslighting
The Menticide Manual - Ghosting
The Menticide Manual - Framing
The Menticide Manual - Inverse Reality
The Menticide Manual - Stupidiocracy
The Menticide Manual - Perseveration
The Menticide Manual - ‘The Second Subjunctive’
The Menticide Manual - Wokeness [or: Euphoria]
The Menticide Manual - Red-Pilled
The Menticide Manual - Astroturfing
The Menticide Manual - Deceit
The Menticide Manual - Blackpill
The Menticide Manual - Promiscuity
The Menticide Manual - In Medias Res
The Menticide Manual - Terms of Breeding
The Menticide Manual - Pay-2-Play
The Menticide Manual - They Follow
The Menticide Manual - This is a Cult Leader
The Menticide Manual - Wipeout
The Menticide Manual - Dark Magic
The Menticide Manual - Outsourced
[...] and - hopefully not too many - more horrifying tales of madness and insanity to come.
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“Dear random person, you have a great taste in literature.“ –Giovanni Poggo
“One of the Internet‘s most depressing anthologies of horror and despair, and the ultimate guide to mental suicide.“ –Tim the Ghost
“Beyond belief, I have never read anything like it. Our world is going to pot!“ –IceMan
“The writing style is so realistic and fake at the same time it‘s mind blowing but my grandpa died.” –Grimmer
“Smurfette was the only female in The Smurfs, and the Smurfs on average had 4 times the number of sex partners than… never mind.“ –Kumbaya
“The Menticide Manual is one of the best series on the Internet ever written. And anyone who says otherwise is WRONG.“ –hwarang
“Dude had more passion in one friggin tune than 1000 pop stars now.“ –Rich Gouette
“A moment of silence for those who have not found the Menticide Manual.“ –Just a Normal guy
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Contents (“Techniques”):
The Menticide Manual - Foreword + Start Early
The Menticide Manual - Quibbling
The Menticide Manual - Gaslighting
The Menticide Manual - Ghosting
The Menticide Manual - Framing
The Menticide Manual - Inverse Reality
The Menticide Manual - Stupidiocracy
The Menticide Manual - Perseveration
The Menticide Manual - ‘The Second Subjunctive’
The Menticide Manual - Wokeness [or: Euphoria]
The Menticide Manual - Red-Pilled
The Menticide Manual - Astroturfing
The Menticide Manual - Deceit
The Menticide Manual - Blackpill
The Menticide Manual - Promiscuity
The Menticide Manual - In Medias Res
The Menticide Manual - Terms of Breeding
The Menticide Manual - Pay-2-Play
The Menticide Manual - They Follow
The Menticide Manual - This is a Cult Leader
The Menticide Manual - Wipeout
The Menticide Manual - Dark Magic
The Menticide Manual - Outsourced
[...] and - hopefully not too many - more horrifying tales of madness and insanity to come.
The East-West Dichotomy
Explore the world of the conceptual contrast between Eastern and Western cultures
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"This is a tour de force that should excite interest in a wide readership."
--TU Weiming, Peking University
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"An intriguing and historically informed work on the origin, evolution, and justifiability of the dichotomy..."
--Daniel A. Bell, Tsinghua University
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"This book is an important contribution to the East/West debate, which is critical and urgent in the radical shifts under way."
--Rajiv Malhtora, The Infinity Foundation
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"A truly ambitious monograph."
--Roger T. Ames, University of Hawaii
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"A highly original and stimulating take on East-West cultural differences."
--Iain McGilchrist, London
Knowledge is a Polyglot (2021)
How to translate Chinese cultural key terminologies
“The dissemination of Chinese ideological and cultural terminology is of great academic and practical significance.”
--ZHUO Xinping, Chinese Academy of Social Sciences
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“Just as the study of Western traditional concepts requires the use of ancient Greek and Roman terms, accurate understanding of Chinese thought and culture also requires the use of Chinese terminology to describe and define.”
--LI Yongyi, Chongqing University
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“I personally don't think there should be a global language. The way things have been working in the past is that power has determined the languages that are generally used. That's improper but it's hard to see what to do about it.”
--Noam Chomsky, MIT
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“Contemporary Chinese expressions like hukou and guanxi have already entered English; this inevitable. The situation is different with classical expressions like tianxia: these were ambiguous even in classical times, and are prone to highly ideological interpretations today.”
--David Kelly, China Policy
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“Thorsten Pattberg shows how the twenty-first century must assign a prominent place to Chinese terminology.”
--Paul Dundas, The University of Edinburgh
“The dissemination of Chinese ideological and cultural terminology is of great academic and practical significance.”
--ZHUO Xinping, Chinese Academy of Social Sciences
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“Just as the study of Western traditional concepts requires the use of ancient Greek and Roman terms, accurate understanding of Chinese thought and culture also requires the use of Chinese terminology to describe and define.”
--LI Yongyi, Chongqing University
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“I personally don't think there should be a global language. The way things have been working in the past is that power has determined the languages that are generally used. That's improper but it's hard to see what to do about it.”
--Noam Chomsky, MIT
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“Contemporary Chinese expressions like hukou and guanxi have already entered English; this inevitable. The situation is different with classical expressions like tianxia: these were ambiguous even in classical times, and are prone to highly ideological interpretations today.”
--David Kelly, China Policy
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“Thorsten Pattberg shows how the twenty-first century must assign a prominent place to Chinese terminology.”
--Paul Dundas, The University of Edinburgh
Die Lehre vom Unterschied
Eine philosophische Erzählung
Die Gruppe um Solster Paux erschafft eine gefährliche Parallelwelt. Da wird der Staat auf sie aufmerksam.
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"Ein gesellschaftskritischer Roman über den Kampf zwischen Innovation und veralteten Mustern in einer gedanklichen Parallelwelt, der keine leichte Lektüre ist."
--Buchherz, der Buchblog
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"18 Jahre lag das Manuskript zu „Die Lehre vom Unterschied“ in der Schreibtischschublade von Thorsten Pattberg aus Hamm. In Frankfurt bekommt es nun eine große Bühne."
--WA, Westfälischer Anzeiger
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"Düsterer Schauplatz der Gefechte ist die gedankliche Parallelwelt des Protagonisten. Seinen Höhepunkt findet das Geschehen in einem finalen Paukenschlag mit unerwarteter Wendung."
--WN, Westfälische Nachrichten
Die Gruppe um Solster Paux erschafft eine gefährliche Parallelwelt. Da wird der Staat auf sie aufmerksam.
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"Ein gesellschaftskritischer Roman über den Kampf zwischen Innovation und veralteten Mustern in einer gedanklichen Parallelwelt, der keine leichte Lektüre ist."
--Buchherz, der Buchblog
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"18 Jahre lag das Manuskript zu „Die Lehre vom Unterschied“ in der Schreibtischschublade von Thorsten Pattberg aus Hamm. In Frankfurt bekommt es nun eine große Bühne."
--WA, Westfälischer Anzeiger
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"Düsterer Schauplatz der Gefechte ist die gedankliche Parallelwelt des Protagonisten. Seinen Höhepunkt findet das Geschehen in einem finalen Paukenschlag mit unerwarteter Wendung."
--WN, Westfälische Nachrichten